I like the shaving. Every day is an adventure ;-)
The straights are fun to collect.

(not fun to hone)

The problem is that I look better with a beard than with a BBS'ved face.
Goatee kinda, sorta works.
Did the chin whiskers only once with no mustache to honor my Mennonite forbears - not a good look for me.

So, now I have this great collection of shavers and I am just too damn ugly to use 'em.
(I do anyhow - can't resist the adventure)

So, should I just donate the collection and go the Grizzly Adams route or just deal with the face staring at me in the morning and live the straight razor dream?