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    Senior Member Big Red's Avatar
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    Default Well it made me laugh...

    Okay, I have LOTS of random thoughts, in fact those that know me well would say I only have random thoughts.

    I was typing an email talking about how I want to hone my own razors. I typed the line "when i get the stones". which of course made me laugh, and think of other things.

    we've all seen the guys with the big trucks and the big brass, chrome etc. "balls" hanging off the hitch. I thought about, but discarded when I realized it would only be funny at a straight shaving convention, the idea of two replica hones hanging down.

    but i did like the idea of some sort of shirt with a straight and a couple of stones and a slogan of some sort "have you got the stones?" "the bigger the stones the faster you're done" "Can you do the rolling X?"

    it's a whole world of tongue in cheek fun.

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    I knew I liked this guy.

    Jimmy may have the most stones, but who has the biggest stones?

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    Yep, it is always a good idea to re-read what you wrote before hitting the "send" or "enter" buttons. Your statement was priceless! I did one last week that would have gotten me in a LOT of trouble if I had sent it. It was an evaluation I did for an employee, which would either qualify him for national level training, or not. He is Hispanic. What I typed was that anybody whom he trained would do well to emulate Jesus. That is his first name.....thank god I didn't hit the Send tab on the e-mail! Although, that might be good advice for anyone! So, double check and triple check important communications, or face the consequences, be they laughter or termination!

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    I have always wondered about those bumper stickers that say "Got Jesus". I feel sad that the poor guy is missing and so many people are asking about him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Red View Post
    Okay, I have LOTS of random thoughts, in fact those that know me well would say I only have random thoughts.

    we've all seen the guys with the big trucks and the big brass, chrome etc. "balls" hanging off the hitch.
    it's a whole world of tongue in cheek fun.

    Red
    Hey Red you are not alone. I call it lateral thinking.

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