This is a cheeky request. I'm seeking funds for the casino.

Your donation can spare me having to endure the delights of 'American Idol', 'Britains Got Talent' & many other reality show delights that my wife enjoys.
Any donation will be greatfully received, however small.
Just $10 can give me precious time not having to watch these tortuous shows, & will give you a warm feeling inside that you've helped reduce the viewing figures these shows enjoy.
The more you give, the warmer you'll feel!

Go on, help keep me sane!

Well, it's worth a try!