The honorable Judge Bigspendur is on the bench today to judge your transgressions.

So you just bought that beautiful Livi for a grand and you were sneaking it in the house and your wife caught you and what did you tell her about the price?

Maybe you put the beautiful razor in an old beat-up box making her assume its cheap.
Maybe you took the Plisson HMW size 20 in horn and put a label "made in China on it"

Maybe you get all your shaving gear at work and you just scored it big on Eboy but your wife's best friend works in your office and saw you opening the box and..oh no she's calling her right now.

Maybe you talked Lynn into sending that new Chandler with a phony invoice.

So how do you do it? Do you wear the pants in the family and YOU do what you please or are you a worm needing permission from your wife to get anything even a puck of Williams Soap? Whats your technique? Maybe your just honest and truthful about purchases and intended purchases.

Maybe this will give the rookies some good ideas. Maybe some of the veterans here have some novel approaches.

I promise not to throw the book at anyone.

I'll start, see in my house I'm the boss not to be trifled with. My wife knows her place, um err whats that shadow behind me... no, no, not the rolling pin again dear arrgh who put the lights out, where am I...