Thread: This Mornings Crash Proved I'm An SRP Junkie

OK OK OK,

After the relentless questioning regarding the short intermission that we took for upgrading today, I must disclose the truth...............

The fictional friendship between Joel and I along with the allegation of vulgarity and a retaliatory banning have impeded the attempt at making sure that all wetshaving forums are completely aligned in our efforts to enjoy and spread the joy of straight razor shaving. It was further disclosed that Don was not banned from B&B for his association with SRP. The Secret Service mistook him for someone else and there was a terrible mistake made. He is still a moderator over there and we just didn't realize it. As a result, we took the opportunity and were in deep discussions with the Obama administration and the legislature and after exhausting efforts and comprimises by all parties we have agreed to go forward as the Straight Razor Badger. We are hopeful that all constituents will reach across party lines with a hearty handshake and congratulate David on his heroic efforts and bring this nation into a new alignment that will prosper for posterity.

Let us welcome all straight razor bretheren into the fold, share all our knowledge and go forward as a united democracy of the best groomed and most aromatic population known in history. Let all our brothers and sisters around the globe see this example as one of brotherhood, truth, justice and the way that civilized wetshavers should always exist.

So, I am hopeful that one an all will spread the word and rejoice!!!!

Have fun,

Lynn

Originally Posted by Lynn

OK OK OK,

After the relentless questioning regarding the short intermission that we took for upgrading today, I must disclose the truth...............

The fictional friendship between Joel and I along with the allegation of vulgarity and a retaliatory banning have impeded the attempt at making sure that all wetshaving forums are completely aligned in our efforts to enjoy and spread the joy of straight razor shaving. It was further disclosed that Don was not banned from B&B for his association with SRP. The Secret Service mistook him for someone else and there was a terrible mistake made. He is still a moderator over there and we just didn't realize it. As a result, we took the opportunity and were in deep discussions with the Obama administration and the legislature and after exhausting efforts and comprimises by all parties we have agreed to go forward as the Straight Razor Badger. We are hopeful that all constituents will reach across party lines with a hearty handshake and congratulate David on his heroic efforts and bring this nation into a new alignment that will prosper for posterity.

Let us welcome all straight razor bretheren into the fold, share all our knowledge and go forward as a united democracy of the best groomed and most aromatic population known in history. Let all our brothers and sisters around the globe see this example as one of brotherhood, truth, justice and the way that civilized wetshavers should always exist.

So, I am hopeful that one an all will spread the word and rejoice!!!!

Have fun,

Lynn

Testify, Brother Lynn! BTW, you realize that you are messing up David's thread. He wants something called "pings" and all you're doing is havin' fun....and spreading the word, of course.