SR Haiku

**jleeg** · 06-17-2009, 03:17 PM

The tang slippery with soap
falling from my fingers,
should have worn a towell

add your own

**jleeg** · 06-17-2009, 03:20 PM

The split earlobe
A reminder
To drink after shaving

**Slartibartfast** · 06-17-2009, 03:23 PM

My beberlin inspired haiku.

The wiki is broken
Dwessel wake up
Fix it now

**hoglahoo** · 06-17-2009, 03:27 PM

I told the barber
It's a strap not a strop
Never pіss off your barber

**Slartibartfast** · 06-17-2009, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by hoglahoo

I told the barber
It's a strap not a strop
Never **** off your barber

I write haiku
My words are witty
Filter says no

**jockeys** · 06-17-2009, 04:06 PM

stropping so cleanly;
my razor is very sharp;
shaving perfection.

**jockeys** · 06-17-2009, 04:08 PM

honing without end,
when will my razor be sharp?
shaver's dilemma.

**jockeys** · 06-17-2009, 04:09 PM

furious lather!
my wrist becomes tired from it;
seeking perfection.

**AZrider** · 06-17-2009, 04:24 PM

These muggy mornings -
a fogged up mirror reflects
only rolling drops.

**larsarus** · 06-17-2009, 04:31 PM

The singing blade
meets match on chin
cheating with Gillette.

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