Thread: Not Today, Please!

Just ran into an ad for the Rolling Razor...

Rolling Razor Silver Streak Rolling Razor

Maybe, not today. I already gave at the office...

who would want to shave with something like that. but i am sure there will be plenty of idiots out there to buy them and someone will get rich

It looks like some high tech torture device. Maybe the CIA can use it on terrorists.

I want one with a floral pattern. And a ticket to Guantanamo bay. You know, R2I reverse engineered. Sterling stuff.

Gentlemen,

That obtrusive object that some progressive genius created for removing the heathen whiskers from the face of the innocent is another clear reminder that the world is going to pot.

The idea of the Razor from the Black Lagoon reminds of a short conversation I once had with another progressive genius about food.

"Why bother cooking food?" he said. "Homes, restaurants — stuff put in one end and it comes out the other."

"That's one way of looking at it," I said. "So what do you suggest we do for nourishment?"

"Put it in pills," he said. "Pop a pill when you're hungry and be done with it. No fuss, no muss, no nothin'."

"Yes, I see your point," I said, nodding. "No smell, no taste, no wasting time sitting around the table. I'm all for that."

"See what I mean?" he said. "Keep it simple and efficient."

"Isn't that the truth," I said.

Gentlemen, what else is there to say to a yahoo?

Regards,

Obie

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

It looks like some high tech torture device. Maybe the CIA can use it on terrorists.

If they thought water boarding was bad wait till they come at them with this.To be really evil forget the lather at home.

Originally Posted by Obie

Gentlemen,



Gentlemen, what else is there to say to a yahoo?

Regards,

Obie

How about YAHOO!!

My dear Mark,

You make an excellent point: why not a Yahoo? Good name for such ozone commandos.

As for that ghastly razor, I have seen a U-Tube video of some guy using it, and who claims it is a modern wonder. It is not so much that I scratch my head at the thought that some men would take the idea of modern, anything modern, over the cliff.

I question the mental state of the genius who invented that razor — and got paid for it.

Regards,

Obie

And people probably will pay to use it on themselves.
What is the world comming to?

When I first saw the ad, I thought it was a joke. Truthfully, I stared at it a few moments before I started suspecting the pathetic truth. And, as sadness crept into my heart for that "man", mirth welled slowly up into my throat.

Heard a woman say that every time she saw "perfect" Martha Stewart, who could do everything right, she wanted to slap her. Well, here's a Mr Wrong (in the ad), and we should slap him on the back every time we see him. Because, we are so superior!