Thread: Bass Pro Shop Epiphany

I visited the Bass Pro shop in Springfield, Missouri last week. (Bought some Goex gunpowder for use in making Cremora coffee creamer fireballs next July 4th.) My crazy thought was that I would enjoy the heck out of selling straight razors and equipment there! Give me a little space, some razors - new and vintage, some hones and the like and let me go to it!! I don't think I would have too much trouble chumming the real men in the rabble over to my booth for some man talk.

Just a thought for my golden years which are looming.

"Come near, men, test your manhood! Come hither, ladies, for your free leg shaving!!"

Well, scratch the last one. My better half might "Carrie Nation" me!