Thread: Thebigspendurs Weekly Shaving Brainbuster #27

Good morning shaving fiends.

When we woke up this morning we expected to see Cletus back at the camp but he was no place to be found. We didn’t even know where to begin looking for him. Just then those dudes in those gay red uniforms showed up with Cletus. He had to hide out in a shack on someone’s property overnight because that elk wouldn’t leave. In the morning when he woke up there were at least a dozen or more all fighting over him. In the confusion he managed to escape and flag down the Police.

One of the fine folks at SRP invited us over to their house for dinner and to stay overnight. The guy had a fine collection of custom straights and brushes and had this rare mug collection worth thousands. Festus asked him if he could use one of his straights and he said sure pick anyone. A few minutes later he notices festus outside shaving Baaaby with his custom elephant ivory scaled razor and antique Plisson size 90 brush with custom silver handle last used by Napoleon. So he starts yelling and he scared baaaby and she chomps the brush in half and kind of compresses the handle.

Cletus was outside in the barn working on the guys forge, he thought it would be a nice gesture to make him a razor but Jethro cut a steel beam on the side of the house to get some steel. How was he supposed to know that beam helped support the guys collection of mugs. We heard a groan and the whole wall collapsed burying that side of the house in rubble. It’s a good thing Festus was using Napoleon’s shaving mug to feed water to baaby so it was saved.

Meanwhile Auntie had caught and butchered a pig that was running around the property to make a rite tasty dish for the nice folks. How was she supposed to know it was their beloved pet?

I said, we’d better leave before we damage the place. So we quickly loaded everything up and started to leave but the guy stood in front of Jethro but what he didn’t know is Jethro is legally blind and never saw him so he just ran him over with the truck. I think the guy said he was a moderator on the forum so I guess they’ll be looking for a replacement soon but hey those guys are a dime a dozen eh?

Just then Cletus remembered he hadn’t put the fire out at the forge adjoining the house and as we looked back all we could see was smoke. As we hit the highway we saw the fire engines racing back to the house.

Jethro said he thought those members at SRP were supposed to be friendly, helpful folks but now he knows better. He said this guy Joel warned him.

I saw Festus in the back of the pickup talking to Baaby and wondered what was going on. When I looked in the back he had about 30 Custom Straights with him. I said, you’re a thief, why did you steal that guys razors? He said the guy told him “make my home yours” so he did. He also had Napoleons Brush mounted on top Baaaby’s head. It did look cute.

Well with any luck we should reach my relation’s house tomorrow afternoon. Something about having to cross some frozen lakes though.

So the shaving brainbuster for this week concerns that elephant ivory scaled razor. Do you think we’ll have trouble getting it back across the border? Exactly how do you care for those scales anyway? Can they be polished up? Also who are those guys with badges and guns attached to their red underwear?

Check back on Friday for the crimson answers.

so you want answers eh? Well Festus says since no one offered any ideas you can all eat static.

Just wait until you have an Ivory scaled razor and it cracks and falls apart because you didn't participate here.

Stay tuned for more adventures...maybe?