My wife said she wanted to spend the day looking for an antique piece of furniture her mom offered to pay for (for my wife's birthday) so I said great why don't I chauffeur you around and spend the whole day shopping antique stores with you. Not only do I get credit in the husband bank, I sneakily get to check every antique store in town for potential straight razor finds.

10 stores and not a single razor in any of them! An entire day wasted. Woops I mean well spent with the wife lol.