The title of this thread is Southern. I will use the word in a sentence.

Otis... I need some hep sloppin' the hogs.

Now that you are familiar with the word, I need some hep with my movie making.

I have taken some video with one of those cheap JVC dv recorders. I have figured out how to actually take the video, which is a leap in technology for me. Then I went and had to spend $40 for a friggin' cable to hook the camera to my dell 8400. Hey, I've seen how much you guy spend on a Wonderedge, so don't bug me.

I have Dell's program "Windows Movie Maker" installed and was lucky enough to roughly, an I mean roughly, edit about 3 minutes of some stuff I did in the garage. I have a total of an hour's footage, but I need to do this first. I have the file saved. It is in a .wmv format. Here is what I want to do.

I'm sure you guys have seen those web sites with movies you can watch. And I'm not talking about some of those 15-second ones some of you are into neither. I'm talking about the ones that are like on comcast and whatnot. They call one of them "the Fan" or something.

I want to put one of those little 2 inch mini screens with the mini controls on to a web page in one of the cells of a table. Just how do I do that?

In English, and understandable please...