Thread: Just when you thought Gillete had done it all

This is new to me. All I can say is MAKE IT STOP!

Fusion ProGlide Power Razor
On June 6th Turn Shaving Into Gliding

It’s almost here! The New Gillette Fusion ProGlide™, re-engineered with thinner, finer blades that glide effortlessly through hair for less tug and pull. You’ll get incredible comfort, even if you shave every day. You’ve got to feel it to believe it.

Microcomb: Helps glide hair to blades.

Power button: lights up and flashes when power is low.

Improved anti-clogging rinse slots...

And no, the Library Guy is not making this up.

Yeah, it's pretty shameless. What's even more shameful will be the number of guys that will buy this shite hook line and sinker to make this new phenom a roaring success. A pity.

Originally Posted by Library Guy

This is new to me. All I can say is MAKE IT STOP!

Fusion ProGlide Power Razor
On June 6th Turn Shaving Into Gliding

It’s almost here! The New Gillette Fusion ProGlide™, re-engineered with thinner, finer blades that glide effortlessly through hair for less tug and pull. You’ll get incredible comfort, even if you shave every day. You’ve got to feel it to believe it.

Microcomb: Helps glide hair to blades.

Power button: lights up and flashes when power is low.

Improved anti-clogging rinse slots...

And no, the Library Guy is not making this up.

My dear Library Guy:

Thanks for your post. Now I know I will lose sleep until the razor comes out so that I can dash out to the store and buy one, power button and all.

Oh, how such so-called dazzling engineering progress makes me wish I were living next door to Charles Dickens.

Regards,
Obie

How much will they cost? No matter; I'll take two!

and of course everyone will take out their calipers and measure how much thinner the blades are...Wonder how do we manage with those wedges

I am already stockpiling batteries for this. Its all i can talk about. My wife says that if i dont shut up about it she is going to leave me. I told her to not take my batteries when she leaves.

Lighten up guys. They're a business and are into making money and their business model dictates a new model every so often to stimulate sales. No different than when software outfits keep coming out with new versions which often times are the same old thing with a fancier interface or minor improvements.

If the suckers don't spend their money on this they'll throw it away on something else Har Har.