Thread: Hello to All. Addicted newbie here

Hi Gary,

Ben here from FPN, SMF, and all the other three-word forums we belong to.

Hi Ben, yep seen you about.

Xman... lucky I didn't use a real kiwi expression such as "A happy little vegemite" then.

Gary

Originally Posted by garythepenman

lucky I didn't use a real kiwi expression such as "A happy little vegemite" then.

Or "crack a fat" for that matter.

Originally Posted by Ben

Or "crack a fat" for that matter.

You just watch you dirty little mouth young man.
Some of us Canucks know some of that slang too.

X

Use a Google search? Hehehe.

Pals down under, but yes for that I did Google. Ausies are very common here especially on the west coast.

A Russian, a Jamaican, a Canadian and an Australian are all riding in a ski lift together. The Russian pulls out a huge bottle of vodka, takes one drink and throws the bottle away. The Jamaican says, “Hey, what you t'ink you doin', mon? Dat was a perfectly good bottle of vodka.” And the Russian says, “Vere I come from wodka is like vater, it is eweryvere.” The Jamaican thinks about it for a second and pulls out a massive reefer and lights it up. He takes one puff and tosses it away. “What are you doing, eh?” says the Canadian. “That was a perfectly good doobie there.” And the Jamaican says, “Cho, where me come from dis is everywhere. It like grass, mon.” So the Canadian thinks about it for a second, grabs hold of the Australian and tosses him out of the lift.

X

"Crack a fat" man that was a long way for that one.

Anatomically speaking?

No, I think he was just being 'thick'.

Xman,

I like the aussie joke..we are always having them on.

When a Kiwi emigrates to Australia the I.Q. of both countries goes up.

Gary