Thread: Gotta boast about a razor on its way to me!!

Sorry guys for bragging, but I think I found a hum-dinger of a 7/8 Bartmann from John Crowley. The gold tang and rosewood are awesome looking. I find that I really do need a hefty razor for my beard. Besides, the bigger razors impress the women. I like when they say, "Holy Shi*!!!, you put that huge, gleaming thing to your face every moring, you crazy bastard?!" Well, the one girlfriend of mine had one of my straights over my neck at 2:00 AM one morning a few months ago - that was her way of communicating. I slept on my stomach after that until I got the hell outta there. Crazy bit*h she was!!

Can't wait to get my new mammoth razor from John.

Check it out: http://www.shavingshop.com/index.php...6category%3D32

-Rob

Rob,

Fine looking razor, dude. I too have fallen in love
with the 7/8 since buying a W&B spike from Joe
Chandler. For some reason I'm hung up on spikes.
I need to get away from that though.

Sounds like you should start sleeping in full body
armour or at least chain mail around your neck...
and perhaps other 'delicate" areas....

Have fun, and be careful...WHEW.


Terry

I think that was one woman I would change the locks on...

Something similar happened to me once...a girl I was dating ran after me with a knife when I told her I was going out with the guys. She was a hottie...but obviously nuts (I didnt know until that moment). Anyway I had my buddy start my car and I had to literally throw her accross the room onto a couch to give me enough lead time to escape unscathed. This was the only way I could get out without having to physically hurt her. I got to my car and low and behold she jumped on the hood. anyway somewhere above 7 MPH the bitch fell or jumped off (I like to think she fell) and I have never seen her again. True story.

Originally Posted by JLStorm

Something similar happened to me once...a girl I was dating ran after me with a knife when I told her I was going out with the guys. She was a hottie...but obviously nuts (I didnt know until that moment). Anyway I had my buddy start my car and I had to literally throw her accross the room onto a couch to give me enough lead time to escape unscathed. This was the only way I could get out without having to physically hurt her. I got to my car and low and behold she jumped on the hood. anyway somewhere above 7 MPH the bitch fell or jumped off (I like to think she fell) and I have never seen her again. True story.

JL, my girl was a hottie too. Actually, she was drop-dead gorgeous. She looked a lot like Michele Pfeiffer. Pretty or not, she was a certifiable psychopath with obvious homocidal tendencies.

I think your story is better than mine. Jumping on the hood of a car? That's ludicrous. At least you could just run away. I couldn't because we lived together and shared property together and all my possessions were in her place. I couldn't just cut-n-run like you did. I later slept on the couch right before I moved out. I'll never live with a woman who has cats again either. She had three of those fu**ers. One pus*y is enough to deal with - I had to deal with four of 'em in total under one roof!!

-Rob

This thread is hilarious.

Nice looking razor, too! I'm still waiting for my Thiers-Issard, dammit.

Originally Posted by robertlampo

JL, my girl was a hottie too. Actually, she was drop-dead gorgeous. She looked a lot like Michele Pfeiffer. Pretty or not, she was a certifiable psychopath with obvious homocidal tendencies.

-Rob

Hey Guys just remember this and you'll be fine.

Women...
No matter how beautiful she may be, somewhere, somebody's tired of her Sh*t.

Jim

Originally Posted by robertlampo

Well, the one girlfriend of mine had one of my straights over my neck at 2:00 AM one morning a few months ago - that was her way of communicating.

You got yourself a real crazy there. My wife won't go anywhere near my str8s, and I like it that way. Once in a while I make a point of showing her the gleaming blade of a 7/8 as reinfocement.

you guys are scary!!! And to think I was considering settling down sometime soon... I guess I will continue to fool around with tourists here in Vegas!

MS

Originally Posted by Joe Lerch

You got yourself a real crazy there. My wife won't go anywhere near my str8s, and I like it that way. Once in a while I make a point of showing her the gleaming blade of a 7/8 as reinfocement.

My Fiance is a fiesty difficult stubborn one (which is the only way I like them) and she loves to give me a hard time just to get a rise out of me...the other day she started saying something or other...but stopped dead in her tracks when she noticed I happened to be holding my gun at the time (I had been cleaning it). lol