Thread: Gotta boast about a razor on its way to me!!

Damm that is scary shit. I've only had them go after me when I cheated but never with a knife .... shudder .... Usually threw a lamp or bottle of something at me. You know I guess that wasn't too cool either

And mine wern't Michelle Pfeiffer quality.

Dang...

The psycho-bimbo in my past wasn't even good looking. I probably would have over looked her extreme need for medication if she had been hot. As it was, she looked a great deal like Sen. Barbara Mikulski.

But lucky for me she only took it out on my car.

'T is better to have loved and lost than to be stuck with a life-sucking bitch for the rest of your miserable existence.

regards &c

LG Roy

Originally Posted by robertlampo

JL, my girl was a hottie too. Actually, she was drop-dead gorgeous. She looked a lot like Michele Pfeiffer. Pretty or not, she was a certifiable psychopath with obvious homocidal tendencies.

-Rob

Hey Guys just remember this and you'll be fine.

Women...
No matter how beautiful she may be, somewhere, somebody's tired of her Sh*t.

Jim

Fellas, I couldn't resist the irony of posting to this thread, with all the sh*t I've put my girlfriends through.
I've encountered the knife thing, the stalking thing, the car beat-down, and I can pretty much say that I provoked them.
Thank God I found one that could (still can) cut through the BS.
Man, I could be in a Lifetime movie: "A Second Chance for Love."
I think Tom Wopat should play me.

Oh . . . by the way, beautiful razor.

Originally Posted by TMike

I think Tom Wopat should play me.

How come??

X

I always loved the psychos cause they were so amazing in bed...then one day I woke up and realized I wanted more from a woman...man...what a crappy day that was...it used to be so simple...

Originally Posted by JLStorm

then one day I woke up and realized I wanted more from a woman...man...what a crappy day that was...it used to be so simple...

???? Wanted more from a woman...man. Have you made up our mind which

I forgot I saw a picture of your fiance I guess you really did.. ..

Originally Posted by RichZ

I forgot I saw a picture of your fiance I guess you really did.. ..

LOL....ya I did make up my mind...but now that I think about it...she is crazy too!!! Only now instead of "hey lets skip work and do the nasty all day" crazy she is "hey why dont you do your wash and clean up after yourself...are you looking at that other girl...do you think Im fat" crazy I cant escape!!!!

FWIW (For What It's Worth, don't want anyone thinking I'm saying something mean again) my ex wife (wife 1.0) was a psycho too. All the warning signs were there from the outset but I just simply chose to ignore them because she was so amazing in the sack that I just chalked it up to "momentary delusionary fits" or stress. I refused to listen to any of my friends or my family when they tried to warn me.

Well, let's just say that I learned my lesson. Wife 2.0 has all the positive traits of wife 1.0 and none of the negative traits... she's smart (smarter than me which admittedly isn't all that hard of an achievement), a wonderful cook, fun to spend time with both horizontally and vertically, she loves dogs and kids, doesn't go "eww" when a bug shows up in the house, treats me like a king without kowtowing, and is a wonderful partner.

My taste in women has definitely improved. It took me a long time to grow up and learn how to pick them though. I used to joke that whenever I walked into a room and was instantly attracted to some woman there that was the woman I should make sure I stayed the furthest away from because I guarantee she'd be stalking me within 2 weeks otherwise.

-- Gary F.