Thread: Thebigspendurs Epic Tonsorial Misadventures -not!

Hello sweeties

Hi, I’m the missus and that no account , poor excuse for a husband of mine went with his family out for the usual Christmas hunting trip. He left me behind to do all the chores and take care of all the animals.

He was supposed to be back a few days ago but none of them have returned yet. Someone said they hear tell Festus and that sex crazed goat was put in the jail in the big city on Federal Charges and someone else says they saw that horse with that big overgrown apeman running across the praire with him screaming his his fool head off. That Mr Lucifer was by saying they got theirselves in some awful trouble up on that mountain. He offered to help but they wouldn’t take his offer, hee-hee.

I’m sure they will be back next week with some rip roaring adventures to tell about the trip. He’s better not drag back no undressed trophies cause I ain’t dressing that stuff out like I did last year. I’m also getting sick and tired of spending the night holding hands with that over grown milk toast bull.

So check back next week and ya’all have a great Christmas. If ya want you can come over here for New Years we got plenty of moonshine and plenty to eat.

Hey, what hell is going on here? Without my weekly dose of this I can't possibly make it through the week. They have some nerve going off like that. I hope some bear ate them or maybe a pack of wolves got em.

Where's the owner of this site? I'm filing a complaint.

I got an E-Mail from Nicolai in Novosibirsk he says, this is some cheap shot way of taking a vacation. They charge me enough for my subscription to this site. I demand a refund.

I got an E-mail from Mr Lucifer, he says, sorry folks but the last I saw those idiots they were being chased by a pack of wolves. I tried to help but they wouldn't listen to me. Next weeks story should be a good one. Not only did they tick off the wolves but managed to get in trouble with the bears, the racoons, the deer, the moose and the federal Govt. Har har.

I got an E-mail from Dick Chaney. He says if we have any issues hunting he's the expert on the subject. Just drop him an E-mail.