A game for your pleasure

[Doc]

We quite often cover serious topics here on the SRP, So I thought A game for fun might bring a bit of freshness. This game is a sort of true / false game. Here is how the game is played. I will start the game off with an interesting statement. The statement will begin with the phrase " the person who follows me (does, or is, or whatever)" Then the next person to post will say whether the statement is true or false and why (extra info is optional). Then they get to post the statement for the next person. Anyway this is all in fun, so lets give it a try.

Here's an example:
Doc
The person who follows me shaves with a rusty razor because he read somewhere that thats how the pirates did it!

jojo:
True: thats the way Morgan lefty did it till he died of lockjaw.

Jojo
the person who follows me shaves their chest once a week!


Ok so now that you see how the game is played lets try it! I will start you off!

The person who follows me was taught to use a straight razor by watching their grandmother shave.

[kasperitis]

Oh this game can get crazy quickly. Lemme go!

True: I suppose you'll have this when the least manly person in your family can still knock out a bull with a single punch.

The person who follows me thinks his Zeepk shaves better than the Livi he once tried.

[Joelski78]

The person who follows me was taught to use a straight razor by watching their grandmother shave.

True: Now I shave my grand mother twice a week and can even skillfully shave my own legs with a straight, thanks to her

The person who follows me: accidentally chopped of on testicles trying to shave his family jewels with a straight without telling his partner for two years




(Hope I interpreted the rules of the game well)

[Doc]

ok Joleski78 that was a great try and a fun answer but the rules say you have to answer the last poster who in the case would have been Kasperitis. ok who wants to answer Joleski78's statement

[Doc]

ok I will take this one !
False both testicles are still in tack tho if I buy many more razors this month SHMBO may take one!

The person who follows me once shaved with his bowie knife Rambo style to impress a girl!!!

[majurey]

False: I actually used a butter knife because I kept reading on SRP how everyone's shaves "was like a hot knife through butter".

The person who follows this was caught faceturbating at work by his boss.

[LX_Emergency]

True, although my boss still doesn't know why I rub my face that often.

The person who follows me got a serious cut just before a big presentation.

[the wanderer]

True, if you count the wife coming in to inspect the process of the first straight razor shave (it wasn't actually serious but she saw blood and wasn't a fan).

The person who comes after me spends too much time here and not enough time on his schoolwork.

[syslight]

False, although i spend a lot of time here... i no longer have schoolwork!


The person who follows me one tried to trim his ear hair with a barbers notch razor, because he read on the internet that barber's used to do this.

[Jimbo]

The person who follows me one tried to trim his ear hair with a barbers notch razor, because he read on the internet that barber's used to do this.

True! Actually I have no witty anecdote to go with that statement - I have actually tried to trim ear hair with a straight (but not with a barber's notch - that's just silly )

The person who follows me once set the mood for luurve with their significant other by emerging from the bathroom wearing nothing but their leather strop and wielding a shaving brush in a provocative manner...



...What?

James.