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04-19-2011, 06:24 PM #1
A Stranger Faceturbated Me On Campus!
Well. It's happened. I didn't really conceive of it, so had no milestone set. But now I've reached it.
I shaved my face with a newly refreshed 11/16 spike point Geneva Cutlery razor. A very nice shave, as usual. So here I am, at the community college I'm currently attending, sitting in the school library, on-line, minding my own business, perusing through a few new posts on this site when some stranger creeps up behind me and tenderly grazes part of my chin, delivering a static shock to my freshly open-razor-shaved face! Egads!
He asked a question about some kind of on-line learning program I had no experience with. College students. Pheh. Seconds after it occurred I arrived at the understanding that this was the first person to graze my shaven face without asking.
If the term for oneself testing the quality of the shave is faceturbating than perhaps I have been facemolested, and by a stranger no less. Oh well, there's a first for everything. I am led to wonder if he saw the website I was on and had to see for himself. I'll never know. Strangers, they come and go so quickly..
If anyone else has had a similar experience(s) than please, let us know!
P.S. Is there a support group for open razor shavers who've been traumatized this way? Maybe it was the sudden, unexpected nature of it, maybe it was the static shock, but I feel I might need therapy after this...
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04-19-2011, 07:15 PM #2
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04-19-2011, 08:25 PM #3
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04-19-2011, 08:52 PM #4
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Thanked: 2Just do a lot of scrubbing in a really hot shower. It's not your fault, you were the victim, its not your fault...
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04-19-2011, 09:11 PM #5
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Thanked: 1371Shave your head some time...
For reasons unknown, many middle-aged women are unable to resist the urge to touch without asking permission.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
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04-19-2011, 09:32 PM #6
I think that if a pretty GIRL had done that to me in college, I would have chatted her up. A GUY probably would have been punched.
There are many roads to sharp.
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12-13-2012, 03:20 AM #7
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Bahaha...ive been faceturbated by a few of my clients...all females thankfully..no men yet. I seriously would have had a loud altercation with this dude. Creepy.
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12-13-2012, 09:45 AM #8
Yes, on the support group. I checked and you are already a member.
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12-13-2012, 12:49 PM #9
Any guy doing that to me would either wake up wondering what had happened, or politely ask me to stop dislocating his arm My brother in law's girlfriend once did this to me though. With her face... and her arm around my back... purring and saying 'I could do this all day long'...
Now -that- is a real test of character strength in a man.Til shade is gone, til water is gone, Into the shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath.
To spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the Last Day
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12-13-2012, 04:03 PM #10