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    Default A Stranger Faceturbated Me On Campus!

    Well. It's happened. I didn't really conceive of it, so had no milestone set. But now I've reached it.

    I shaved my face with a newly refreshed 11/16 spike point Geneva Cutlery razor. A very nice shave, as usual. So here I am, at the community college I'm currently attending, sitting in the school library, on-line, minding my own business, perusing through a few new posts on this site when some stranger creeps up behind me and tenderly grazes part of my chin, delivering a static shock to my freshly open-razor-shaved face! Egads!



    He asked a question about some kind of on-line learning program I had no experience with. College students. Pheh. Seconds after it occurred I arrived at the understanding that this was the first person to graze my shaven face without asking.

    If the term for oneself testing the quality of the shave is faceturbating than perhaps I have been facemolested, and by a stranger no less. Oh well, there's a first for everything. I am led to wonder if he saw the website I was on and had to see for himself. I'll never know. Strangers, they come and go so quickly..

    If anyone else has had a similar experience(s) than please, let us know!

    P.S. Is there a support group for open razor shavers who've been traumatized this way? Maybe it was the sudden, unexpected nature of it, maybe it was the static shock, but I feel I might need therapy after this...


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    Quote Originally Posted by AxelH View Post
    ...some stranger creeps up behind me and tenderly grazes part of my chin
    I didn't see the big deal until I got to this part of your post:
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    We are here for you AxelH if you need to talk it out!!!

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    Just do a lot of scrubbing in a really hot shower. It's not your fault, you were the victim, its not your fault...

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    Shave your head some time...

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    I think that if a pretty GIRL had done that to me in college, I would have chatted her up. A GUY probably would have been punched.
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    Yeah, Dude, I got to admit the story would have been a ton cooler if some uber smokin hot co-ed was groping your freshly shorn face.
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    That's an assault. I would have deep sixed him.
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    i sort of understand what you feel like AxelH, let me comfort you by the fact the you are not alone
    so heres a summary..I am also a student, an undergrad student. I started straight shaving a few weeks ago and having been getting great shaves and as good as it has been, I had never expected what happened to me last week. I too was at the library...I too was facially harassed..it was a female classmate but whats weird was we never really interacted before. I was speechless and in shock as my assailant kept wow-ing at the bbs...would have been better if i was asked for permission, wouldnt had made me feel so violated by the fact that someone doesnt need my permission to touch it. I dont like to speak of it but sometimes...sometimes its good to feel a little lighter..
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