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    Quote Originally Posted by mapleleafalumnus View Post
    Gee, getting "faceturbated" (aka facewash) was a regular occurrence in my career.
    Crosby gives Janssen a facewash - YouTube
    Makes razor burn seem like the playground of whiners lol! Wait! You chose to do that and got paid to boot lol!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruno View Post
    Any guy doing that to me would either wake up wondering what had happened, or politely ask me to stop dislocating his arm My brother in law's girlfriend once did this to me though. With her face... and her arm around my back... purring and saying 'I could do this all day long'...



    Now -that- is a real test of character strength in a man.

    But a moment of weakness would have made this story SO much more interesting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by earcutter View Post
    I am guessing that she's a rather attractive woman .
    It's hard to put it in words politely, but... yes.
    Rarely in my time on earth did I have to make so much effort to just keep my hands hanging by my side.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OCDshaver View Post
    But a moment of weakness would have made this story SO much more interesting.
    Given the fact that my wife was there at the time, I'm sure it would have been memorable.
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    Til shade is gone, til water is gone, Into the shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath.
    To spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the Last Day

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