Thread: A Stranger Faceturbated Me On Campus!

Well. It's happened. I didn't really conceive of it, so had no milestone set. But now I've reached it.

I shaved my face with a newly refreshed 11/16 spike point Geneva Cutlery razor. A very nice shave, as usual. So here I am, at the community college I'm currently attending, sitting in the school library, on-line, minding my own business, perusing through a few new posts on this site when some stranger creeps up behind me and tenderly grazes part of my chin, delivering a static shock to my freshly open-razor-shaved face! Egads!



He asked a question about some kind of on-line learning program I had no experience with. College students. Pheh. Seconds after it occurred I arrived at the understanding that this was the first person to graze my shaven face without asking.

If the term for oneself testing the quality of the shave is faceturbating than perhaps I have been facemolested, and by a stranger no less. Oh well, there's a first for everything. I am led to wonder if he saw the website I was on and had to see for himself. I'll never know. Strangers, they come and go so quickly..

If anyone else has had a similar experience(s) than please, let us know!

P.S. Is there a support group for open razor shavers who've been traumatized this way? Maybe it was the sudden, unexpected nature of it, maybe it was the static shock, but I feel I might need therapy after this...