I'm putting together a blog post about straight razor shaving and I need a quote to plug in somewhere. Then it occured to me to search for quotes from movies. This is the only one I could come up with.

Kurtz: [intercepted radio message] I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream; that's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor... and surviving.
Not exactly what I was hoping for in order to inspire someone to join the world of straight razors.
Anyone else have a famous quote or a line from a movie to share?