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    Well gentlemen, I have a date tonight with a petite blonde Swede! This is date 4 or 5 and will have some alone time with her as well. What do you recommend for post shave? I will most likely go with a MWF and Kiss My Face green tea uberlather with extra glycerin and lanolin. I could use either Nivea post shave balm for sensitive skin, or my Gillette balm (it smells good and works well). And for my scent should I go with Hugo Boss #6 (somwhat spicey) or my Hugo Boss Selections (weaker but in a clean scent)?
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    I would rub oil all over it thoroughly first. You can't be too careful against rust. You also want to be sure you use plenty of good slick lather because you don't want her grabbing you and not being able to let go - or do you? Also, nah, I will stop there. If you relax and proceed with confidence, you will know what to do as the moments demand.
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    Oil first? Wouldn't that make it a little too sticky?

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    I like the idea of this a lot better than my prospective dates. Mine could be with a big brutish English lady named George (or her sister Joseph). Alternatively, I could meet up with an east-coaster named J.R. who has unfortunate looking pits, a weird shoulder and black scales.

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    Jimbo,
    I normally hang out with a couple of lads from England, both named Wade. They are rather large fellas that work in the meat packaging industry.... Looking forward to something different!

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    I say splash on the Clubman Pinaud; show her what a real man smells like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hirlau View Post
    ...show her what a real man smells like.
    Beer and petroleum products?
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