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    Default Does your better half tease you?

    My wonderful wife is quite tolerant of my various hobbies, but that doesn’t stop her from teasing me when she sees an opportunity.

    For example, when I first started SR shaving my wife mockingly asked me if I was going to start brushing my teeth with vintage toothbrushes as well. Ick!

    Today my wife called to say she found a dead raccoon on the side of the road. She wanted to know if I wanted her to cut the tail off for brush making material. Double ick!

    Does your better half tease you as well?

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    Not if she knows what is good for her..... :ninja:

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    Oh yes, my wife teases me all the time. She has this apron from the '50s which she likes to put on and .... oh wait, I think we are talking at cross-purposes.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by diyguy View Post
    Does your better half tease you as well?
    That's their job

    My wife now starts reminding me 30 minutes earlier than normal before we have to go out anywhere because shaving is now "a production"

    Sometimes she even watches and heckles.
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    Be sure to return the favor as she tries to apply make up.
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    My wife knows who wears the pants in our family so...
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    Where was the raccoon?
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    Get some of those funky sponge things they put between their toes for a pedicure. Maybe wearing those around the house on weekends will give her something else to think about.

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    My wife stops doing that if I sing her a couple of verses of "Slap her down again, Paw".
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    Quote Originally Posted by IcemanOkC View Post
    Get some of those funky sponge things they put between their toes for a pedicure. Maybe wearing those around the house on weekends will give her something else to think about.
    You obviously don't live in my house...that would just simply subject me to even more heckling...and probably for good reason

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