Thread: don't you hate it when this happens

I just spent just about the whole day honing up my razors and my son asks me to open a coconut we bought for him at the grocer and I go and instead of opening up the coconut I open up my hand. And no I didn't use a straight to open the coconut.

Damn that sucks. I hate when I do something like that. So unnecessary. GWS.

That is awful. Funny how things happen in life. But, if it gets Larry to post and I can see his avatar, all is not lost!

RT

That sucks. I thought you were going to say you some how screwed your razor, so
i guess all is not lost..

Yes, coconut thing is bad..maybe a hammer next time...

DAMN larry, nice avatar!

Post more often!! (Maybe I can get that damn one that J Chandler use to use out of my head...that one was not right. Scary almost)

C utz

Here's a tip for you for the next coconut: The coconut has those little eyes, and mouth shaped dimples at one side. There are lines going from them to the other end. Take a machete, or something similar, like hatchet, or smaller axe, and hit the coconut perpendicular at the line going from the "mouth" of the nut. It shoud split in two haves nicely...

Nenad

If you like the milk ,like me ,get a cork screw put it through both eyes ,the are soft,drain the milk and drink. Then drop it on the concrete a couple of times,works every time
Kind regards Peter

Powerdrill the eyes, is what I've heard.

I am never so uncoordinated or accident prone as when I can make a total fool of myself in front of my kids.

I shave with the door shut.

I almost completely sliced off the tip of my right thumb while polishing the new arrivals. Got several layers of supreglue and New Skin holding it together lol.

Originally Posted by TMike

Powerdrill the eyes, is what I've heard.

I am never so uncoordinated or accident prone as when I can make a total fool of myself in front of my kids.

I shave with the door shut.

I've used a power drill... though I never noticed the "eye's" or "Mouth" thing... I'll have to look into that.