Thread: Huge Razor for Raffle! Thanks Josh!

Well, what can I say. Josh, simply put, is a kind heated soul that seeks to help others in any way he can. I just thought I should point that out in case anyone here didn't realize it.

For those who don't know the scoop, I was talking to Bill recently (giving him some tips about razor restoration and knife making, but that's another thread) and he happened to mention the grand plan for Josh's Razor.

I'm sure everyone here (including Josh) has seen the razor by this point, if not, it's in the "Restoration" category. Check it out. Now, get this...

Josh, being the kind hearted soul that he is, has agreed to raffle the razor off to SRP members, so buy your tickets now! In keeping with the holiday spirit, as this is to be a christmas chanukah present, Josh is DONATING all of the proceeds to two wonderful causes.

The first is PFU&CoSG's. That's "People for Understanding and Care of Seagulls". Seagulls (latin Craponnacar Annoyus) if you don't know, are those birds that will mob you in the McDonalds parking lot, fighting over the single deep fried trans fat stick that you dropped on the ground. They also have terrible bowl problems, due to too much olestra. Josh is excited to be able to help seagulls, by giving them a warm bed and low fat, high protein diets, to help the endangered seagull population flourish. So the next time your windshield get's crapped on, think of Josh!

The second worthy cause is the RFGC or Rednecks for Gun Control. These devout few realize that a gross misuderstanding of the right to bare arms has turned a t-shirt loving nation into an old spagetti western. Josh's love of clothing (srp jacket, srp hats, hat collection, habit of wearing pants...), especially t-shirts, has brought him closer than ever to the gun control cause and he's volunteered to surrender all but the finest 100 of his own guns, to set a good example. The money dontated to the RFGC will promote their new sleeveless shirts, with the slogan "Disarm and Bare Arms, all at the same time!"

So may I be the first to thank Josh for his outstanding contribution to society.

Thanks Josh.

PM for tickets if interested!

How much are the tickets? Can I buy all? (I mean, I know I can, but is it fair, according to the rules?)

Tickets are 0.50$ each, since josh want's anyone to be able to afford this razor. There are 5000 tickets, around 5 tickets available per SRP member (minus Josh of course!), but if you've got the $2500, I suppose you could buy them all.

you may want Bill to make you one, but that might be a bit more.

Originally Posted by shavethebadger

Well, what can I say. Josh, simply put, is a kind heated soul that seeks to help others in any way he can. I just thought I should point that out in case anyone here didn't realize it.

For those who don't know the scoop, I was talking to Bill recently (giving him some tips about razor restoration and knife making, but that's another thread) and he happened to mention the grand plan for Josh's Razor.

I'm sure everyone here (including Josh) has seen the razor by this point, if not, it's in the "Restoration" category. Check it out. Now, get this...

Josh, being the kind hearted soul that he is, has agreed to raffle the razor off to SRP members, so buy your tickets now! In keeping with the holiday spirit, as this is to be a christmas chanukah present, Josh is DONATING all of the proceeds to two wonderful causes.



The first is PFU&CoSG's. That's "People for Understanding and Care of Seagulls". Seagulls (latin Craponnacar Annoyus) if you don't know, are those birds that will mob you in the McDonalds parking lot, fighting over the single deep fried trans fat stick that you dropped on the ground. They also have terrible bowl problems, due to too much olestra. Josh is excited to be able to help seagulls, by giving them a warm bed and low fat, high protein diets, to help the endangered seagull population flourish. So the next time your windshield get's crapped on, think of Josh!

The second worthy cause is the RFGC or Rednecks for Gun Control. These devout few realize that a gross misuderstanding of the right to bare arms has turned a t-shirt loving nation into an old spagetti western. Josh's love of clothing (srp jacket, srp hats, hat collection, habit of wearing pants...), especially t-shirts, has brought him closer than ever to the gun control cause and he's volunteered to surrender all but the finest 100 of his own guns, to set a good example. The money dontated to the RFGC will promote their new sleeveless shirts, with the slogan "Disarm and Bare Arms, all at the same time!"

So may I be the first to thank Josh for his outstanding contribution to society.

Thanks Josh.

PM for tickets if interested!

The second worthy cause is the RFGC or Rednecks for Gun Control. These devout few realize that a gross misuderstanding of the right to bare arms has turned a t-shirt loving nation into an old spagetti western. Josh's love of clothing (srp jacket, srp hats, hat collection, habit of wearing pants...), especially t-shirts, has brought him closer than ever to the gun control cause and he's volunteered to surrender all but the finest 100 of his own guns, to set a good example. The money dontated to the RFGC will promote their new sleeveless shirts, with the slogan "Disarm and Bare Arms, all at the same time!"


OUCH!!! Is it just convenient timing...or did you specifically wait till I only had one arm and couldnt shoot a gun before posting this lol


The funny thing, is I bet you anything there probably is a group that focuses on saving seagulls....non gun toting rednecks however may by much harder to find lol.

and I DIDNT LOOK!!!!

If anyone so much as thinks about taking my razor from me, Im going to find them and tie them to a chair far away from their keyboard with all this extra sports tape and gauze I have until after the holidays!!! Leave my razor aone!!!! Its mine, all mine....you want one of your own...go get your wife to buy you one haha Not that Bill would ever agree to undertake another project like this....of course if I ever find this razor to small I may need him to make a 16/8's at some point!

Originally Posted by shavethebadger

Tickets are 0.50$ each, since josh want's anyone to be able to afford this razor. There are 5000 tickets, around 5 tickets available per SRP member (minus Josh of course!), but if you've got the $2500, I suppose you could buy them all.

you may want Bill to make you one, but that might be a bit more.

$0.50? Im not even that nice lol

We're way past thinking Josh. The wheels are in motion my friend. And you can't stop a moving train. The way I figure it, we've got a small window of opportunity when we can get in, get the razor and get out without it being a total mission.

I tell ya what, if you're that attached to the thing already, I'll give you a chance to keep it. I'll arm wrestle you for it.

I am the impulse kind of guy and don't like to wait Bill to make me another one. I want it now! I also don't like to pay more if I can avoid it.

Which brings me to the question: Only 5 tickets??? Why, on earth, would you do this? In my book this is artificial regulation.

Off to talk to Lynn about this! REMEMBER: I was the first one too say I want them all, and when all is said and done, you WILL have to sell me ALL the tickets!!!

Wait a minute....werent you all the guys telling me I was nuts to think of using this razor lol....so what are you all planning on doing with it????????

you should see my back!

Originally Posted by izlat

you should see my back!

LMAO!!!

I dunno sounds like a quick way to end up in a wheelchair?