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    Here I am, minding my own business, recovering from shoulder surgery, and my wife wants me to make some lather so she can shave her legs. Sure, no problem but then she informs me that she is out of her pink multi-blade cartridges and I am then asked to put a new blade in my Gillette Slim.

    This gets me all excited that she is going to start joining in on my traditional shaving and how many more razors I can get because of it. Well, I shaved part of her leg and she took over from there. Only one small weeper on her knee. Then when she was all done, she told me that it was really cool to use a razor that is older than she is and get a better shave than with her multi-blade. But not better than than when I shave her legs with one of my straights.

    The kicker is I can now use HER de until I can shave with my straights again. All this time I thought it was mine. Is there a support group for men whose razors are being stolen by SWMBO? I don't know if I should be happy that she now understands why I like wet shaving or file a police report.
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    If you know what's good for you, you'll smile and say "enjoy the razor honey, it was my pleasure to give it to you"

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    Quote Originally Posted by joebehar View Post
    If you know what's good for you, you'll smile and say "enjoy the razor honey, it was my pleasure to give it to you"
    I think this is the safest option.

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    Never share anything with a woman. LOL This is how all of us get into trouble.
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    Quote Originally Posted by joebehar View Post
    If you know what's good for you, you'll smile and say "enjoy the razor honey, it was my pleasure to give it to you"
    Probably a good idea.
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    Never share anything with a woman. LOL This is how all of us get into trouble.
    Why hasn't anyone told me this before? I could have saved myself a lot if trouble of I knew this years ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McBrautigam View Post

    Why hasn't anyone told me this before? I could have saved myself a lot if trouble of I knew this years ago.

    How many guys have you ever known that wanted to admit they have been had?

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