Thread: Why / how is shaving better than sex

Just read another post and got the idea for this thread

Let's hear 'em

Ivo

Nobody complains if you fall asleep right after shaving?

1) Shaving alone can be just as satisfying as shaving with someone else.
2) Requires less cleanup
3) A razor will never reject you for uglyness or incompetence

Originally Posted by FiReSTaRT

3) A razor will never reject you for uglyness or incompetence

On the downside, if you don't know what you're doing, there's more likely to be blood. But, you'll probably still enjoy it!

Originally Posted by JerseyLawyer

On the downside, if you don't know what you're doing, there's more likely to be blood. But, you'll probably still enjoy it!

4) If you have sex daily, chances are about 1 in 6 that there WILL be blood involved. With razors, it's closer to 1 in 15

I love rumpti tumpti so I can only come up with:

1. The only protection you usually need is thick, nice foam, some oil at most
2. There's no danger of increasing the world's population - QUITE THE CONTRARY

5) Shaving can be used to improve the sexual experience while sex can't be used to improve the shave (safety concerns)

Originally Posted by FiReSTaRT

5) Shaving can be used to improve the sexual experience while sex can't be used to improve the shave (safety concerns)

True, true