Thread: Why / how is shaving better than sex

Just read another post and got the idea for this thread

Let's hear 'em

Ivo

Nobody complains if you fall asleep right after shaving?

1) Shaving alone can be just as satisfying as shaving with someone else.
2) Requires less cleanup
3) A razor will never reject you for uglyness or incompetence

Originally Posted by FiReSTaRT

3) A razor will never reject you for uglyness or incompetence

On the downside, if you don't know what you're doing, there's more likely to be blood. But, you'll probably still enjoy it!

Originally Posted by JerseyLawyer

On the downside, if you don't know what you're doing, there's more likely to be blood. But, you'll probably still enjoy it!

4) If you have sex daily, chances are about 1 in 6 that there WILL be blood involved. With razors, it's closer to 1 in 15

I love rumpti tumpti so I can only come up with:

1. The only protection you usually need is thick, nice foam, some oil at most
2. There's no danger of increasing the world's population - QUITE THE CONTRARY

5) Shaving can be used to improve the sexual experience while sex can't be used to improve the shave (safety concerns)

Originally Posted by FiReSTaRT

5) Shaving can be used to improve the sexual experience while sex can't be used to improve the shave (safety concerns)

True, true

1. You can always rehone your razor or restore it once it starts to look aged...your woman on the other hand....lol
2. Your razor only takes as long in the bathroom as you do
3. Razors never ask for candle light before they will shave you
4. You CAN actually put your razors away in a box of closet and only take them out when you want to shave. No matter how many times you say you may want to do this with certain women, it rarely works out as planned.
5. You never wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat wondering who else the razor has shaved in the past.
6. You can switch scents of shaving soaps and creams as well as razors as often as you would like, women don't take this as well...
7. Shaving might help make sex better, but sex will rarely help make your shaving better
8. You can tell others about the scars you have received while shaving, scars received from sex aren't great dinner conversation
9. There are no laws against shaving or sharp objects or long hard pieces of leather, however several states have laws banning this from sexual interactions
10. two words - no condoms
11. A shave can last as long or take as little time as YOU would like.
12. You can use two different razors during the same shave if you are so inclined, even if they are not friends; women on the other hand often have problems with this.
13. You will never wake up after a great shave, only to roll over and realize how bad your razor looks the next morning.
14. You can keep several razors in the same house without them arguing, the same cannot be said of women.
15. Your friends will actually believe you when you tell them the next morning about the amazing shave you got last night.
16. A razor never wonders why you havent called or taken it out for a while.
17. It is illegal to sell your women in most countries, but razors are often traded or sold regularly.
18. You can make a video of shaving without violating any laws or worrying about your kids seeing it when you get older.
19. Shaving is always a team effort between you and your razor, the same cannot always be said for sex.
20. Your razor will NEVER ask you if it looks fat

Thank you, Doctor!