Thread: Why / how is shaving better than sex

Originally Posted by FiReSTaRT

A little elaboration on hot syrup and bondage. Even though I've never had a combined incident, I did have incidents where she:
1) Poured the hot syrup where it was not supposed to be poured :eek
2) Dropped the key under the bed (accident), could not get to them (the frame was too low) and could not move the bed b/c I was on it

LOL I remember one time I was in a serious accident in a company car and when the police returned the goods to my employer, there were a few things in there...handcuffs, etc that I am sure were quite a shock, although no one ever said anything to me about it

Oh and talk about hot...melted candle wax...ouch!

To quote Alex: "There is something seriously wrong with you people."