Why / how is shaving better than sex

**rtaylor61** · 12-15-2006, 10:41 PM

You guys are sick!

RT

**superfly** · 12-15-2006, 11:24 PM

It's not.

Nenad

**xman** · 12-16-2006, 01:47 AM

A razor doesn't go soft on you.

**FiReSTaRT** · 12-16-2006, 02:08 AM

Originally Posted by xman

A razor doesn't go soft on you.

Unless it's a Zeepk

**thebigspendur** · 12-16-2006, 03:44 AM

RT is right you are all a bunch of very sick people in need of help!

**LX_Emergency** · 12-16-2006, 09:41 AM

Originally Posted by JLStorm

[*]Your razor will NEVER ask you if it looks fat

Although the one you're getting made by bill might seem fat to you some mornings.

**maclean3** · 12-16-2006, 01:34 PM

- Repeatedly stroking your razor beforehand actually IMPROVES the quality of the shave, with sex that might just defeat the need.

- If you're unhappy with the size of your razor, you can always buy a bigger one.

- Razors sometimes benefit from abrasive pastes, sex from lubricants ... NEVER confuse the two.

- Paying someone to work on your razor is socially acceptable, paying someone for sex could land you in jail.

- Antique razors are sexy, antique women ... not so much.

Jack

**cudahogs** · 12-16-2006, 03:29 PM

1. My razor has never asked to be "cuddled" after a good shave.
2. My razor and I always finish at the same time!

-Fred

**dennisthemenace** · 12-17-2006, 12:16 PM

This thread may inspire me to stop shaving my neck and upper cheeks and go for the British Navy regulation Full Set Beard.

**LX_Emergency** · 12-18-2006, 09:07 AM

There is something seriously wrong with you people.

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