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    Evening all,

    I feel compelled to tell you all that on the 16/12/2012 at 18.45 (GMT) i Tbert33 used canned shaving cream to shave my head and face.

    To make my sin even more sinful I employed the wifes lady shave to do the job.

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    I prey for forgivness and shall take any suggested punishment to help fix the error of my ways.
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    A warning would have been good... I was going to take a nap. Now... well now...

    THE HORROR!!
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    Looks like you missed two spots, so for penance for the heresy committed, you should shave the missed areas just above your eyes.
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    I prefusley apologise to the brotherhood for going so low.

    My only defence os that i dont trust myself to shave my head with an SR.

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    Remind me not to contract you for a hit or send you on errands up the I-95 corridor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tbert33 View Post
    I prefusley apologise to the brotherhood for going so low.

    My only defence os that i dont trust myself to shave my head with an SR.
    You will soon enough! A buddy of mine does it - that's bad... me thinks!
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    On Saturday night I showered at my in-laws before going to a Christmas party. I used one of my nephew's 5-bladed disposables to do my head as I had no other shaving implement on me.

    God help me, I liked it. The first blade partially sliced the whisker, preparing it for the following 4. The second blade quickly followed up from the first, severing the hair just mere mm from the skin. The third and fourth blades, clogged as they were on the hair behind the whisker, passed smoothly over the area leaving very little irritation. The fifth blade brought up the rear and in one (or two) masterful stroke(s) (mostly) cleanly shaved the remaining length of whisker.

    After a rather satisfying 5 minutes of declogging the blades under a high pressure water cleaner, I was back at it on the second stroke which, I must say, impressed me as much as the first stroke did. Whoever thought up 5 blades is a genius of the highest order.

    James.
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    Just how do you know, that the first 4 blades didn't just stand there with their hands in their pockets, as blade # 5 did all the work ?
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    Is it just me, or does that hunk of plastic he's holding called a "razor," look HUGE or what?
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