Thread: Wet Shaver's Creed

This is my razor. There are many like it, but this one is mine.My razor is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.My razor, without me, is useless. Without my razor, I am useless. I must keep my angle true. I must shave straighter than my ego, which is trying to kill me. I must check it before it checks me. I will...My razor and I know that what counts in this war is not the quality of our brush, the speed of or our stopping, or the suds we make. We know that it is the shave that counts. We will obtain BBS...
My razor is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its scales and its bevel. I will keep my razor clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...Before God, I swear this creed. My razor and I are the keepers of our face. We are the masters of our appearance. We are resistors of irritation.So be it, until victory is ours and there is no stubble, but BBS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G551KpNnA0

(Warning Some Sexually Explicit language)

That's funny Glen, when I read the OP my first thought was Full Metal Jacket

See what happens when you're up late at night, watching Full Metal Jacket, with shaving/honing on your mind. LOL