Thread: 7th Annual Mile High meet in Denver

I've always found it makes my motorcycles run better when I have female thighs and breasts pressing against me.

Years ago I used to make regular runs between my favorite Chinese restaurant and the nightclub I worked in. I made several trips with orders of chicken lo mein inside my jacket, but I'm not sure if any of it was thighs or breasts.

I also used to occasionally take passengers but came to the conclusion that I don't want the last thing someone else hears is me yelling "oh sh*t!" I have not ridden a motorcycle for well over a decade but intend to start up again next year. I will be a solo rider.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.......not like those four other screaming fools who were in his car with him.