Thread: Thinking About Shaving My Head With a Straight for Movember, any tips?

Originally Posted by Einar

Bit ot but I was surfing in australia, when't nude swimming at a beachparty and got burnt by a bad jellyfish...
The pain was so bad that In the middle of the night I borrowed a dull kitchen knife from the backpackers and shaved my head, to get the pain away from there. Sudenly there was an old woman screaming, she was going to watch the sunrise after a shower. And there I was standing soked in blood with a big knife in the nude.
When I came back there 1 month later it was still the talk of town, so u can't do it worste then me atleast:-D

Good luck

Goodness, you Nordic folk are strange! I myself would have poured vinegar on the sting, I hear it works.

Originally Posted by carlmaloschneider

Goodness, you Nordic folk are strange! I myself would have poured vinegar on the sting, I hear it works.

We are But vinegar on that is like trying to blow out a forest fire, don't do mutch... To live in australia you must be realy brave or crasy

Originally Posted by Einar

We are But vinegar on that is like trying to blow out a forest fire, don't do mutch... To live in australia you must be realy brave or crasy

Really, it's not that bad, the dangers are over emphasised, a bit like my idea of Nordic folk CONSTANTLY taking off their clothes, engaging in free love and goodness knows what, having incredibly pristine houses with white paint and beautiful Birch woodwork on the inside and ALWAYS painted green or red or yellow on the outside (also possibly a light, greyish-blue), they ride bicycles from the 50's, all the streets in the towns are cobbled and they have REALLY green fields full of REALLY clean cows. The bouldering is excellent (on the three days of the year it's sunny) and they have to thaw out their car engines with tiny spirit burners every single morning (even on the three sunny days). They like eating and drinking and, while VERY happy when eating and drinking, they are otherwise rather stern, pedantic and judgmental.

They wear interesting clothes and astonishing, beautiful brown leather boots; highly polished and made of some sort of Elk...

They produce very strange singers, with some sort of depression problem who sing in an odd, almost 'whale song' manner. They very, very much like fish, they ADORE fish; and boats. They can not swim.

Just joking, I'de love to live in Norway; it looks so cool. I guess we all have a strereotypical image of other cultures.

However, having said that, coincidentally a family was recently terrorised by a kangaroo who had somehow got in to their lounge room. I'd rather fight a fox than a kangaroo, or even a young deer; not older than five days...