Thread: The weeping Hone Contest!

The holidays are over and everyone is broke and tax time is coming and if that won't make you weep nothing will so I thought this is a great time for a contest.

You know that sometimes when you hone a razor things don't go as planned. Maybe the hone ate your razor or the lapping plate ate your hone or maybe your dog pinched your hone and it's buried somewhere in the back yard or your hone fell on the floor and it broke into a zillion pieces or you started to hone and instead of the razor getting sharper it got duller or maybe your hone doesn't like you or maybe it was mined from a quarry next to where some vampire slept and now the hone is haunted or maybe even the hone was contaminated with radiation and now you and your razors are radioactive and you are slowly turning into "The Hideous Sun Demon". Maybe you sent your Eboy special to Lynn or Glen for sharpening and they sent it back saying it destroyed their prize hone and now they've blacklisted you. Maybe as you lapped your hone you discovered a giant purple diamond in it and now you're the richest guy in the world. Maybe you went through months of negotiations to get that special hone or you traveled to the quarry and were buried in a mine accident. maybe....

You get the idea. We want to know how your hone made you weep and what are you doing about it. Remember you can also weep for joy.

You can place your entries in this thread.

All entries will be judged for originality and don't fear humiliating yourself cause we like that.

So, is there a prize?...Does a bear poop in the woods? You're darn tootin there's a prize. The winner will receive a hone that will never make you weep.

This is an 8x3 Kitayama Japanese Synthetic Stone. It's basically an 8K hone but because of it's unusual characteristics it behaves more like a 10K or 12K stone and leaves a great finish on your razor. It's mounted on a wood base and there is no extra charge for that-har har.

We'll let this run for about a month to February 28th and all members are eligible except that is for staff.