Ah, but then there are watchmakers and there are watchmakers, Jimmy!

My dads friend took a watch into a jewellers near where they were working. It had a fault and wouldn't wind.

My dads friend said 'can you have a look at this watch, mate' and gave it to the jeweller.

The jeweller, being a bit of a wiseacre, said 'Very nice' and handed it back.

Not to be outdone, dad and his friend turned round and walked out the shop. They never went back.

And the moral of this story is, er, is there one? Tom will know.

Regards,
Neil