Thread: What is a PHIG?

This is my PHIG. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My PHIG is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my PHIG is useless. Without my PHIG, I am useless. I must flatten my PHIG true. I must hone sharper to shave my beard that is trying to grow wild and free. I must shave him before he grows too long. I will...

My PHIG and I know that what counts in honing is not the thumb pad test, the arm hairs we shave, nor the HHT's we pass. We know that it is the shave that counts. We will shave...

My PHIG is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its slurry and its dilutions. I will keep my PHIG clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God, I swear this creed. My PHIG and I are the honers of my razor. We are the masters of our beard. We are the shaviors of my life. Amen.

So be it, until a razor burn free BBS shave is mine and there is no beard, but peace!


Sorry, I got inspired and couldn't help myself.