At this point in time.... I think I shall start calling it BFH of course the H would be Hone instead of Hammer
We of course could switch it to PITA hone if this thread continues too much longer

Or Perhaps HIBABBIWCNNU ????

Which would be very appropriate for many people, as it means "Hone I Bought As a Beginner Because It Was Cheap and Now Never Use" Pronouned natually "Hibabbi wicnu"