Thread: An Ode To My Nakayama

Nakayama Nakayama.
You are so fine.
You make me smile, you are sublime.
You make a razor so sharp and so nice.
That no effort is needed for every slice.
Your colour and pattern put me in a daze.
The finish you make is a nice milky haze.
To use you is to love you, that is for sure.
You activite my HAD, for which there is no cure.

Now THAT guy has got bad HAD.



I've been there, Dave; I've been there.

Chris L

Nakayama Nakayama.
With slurry or just water, you is great.
Use it only once, and you know it is fate.
Maruichi Nakayama, you make every razor sing.
Happiness, this is what you bring.
Taking my time with you, this is not a race.
A frown dare not show on my face.
But lonely you are, not a friend with which to play.
Another Nakayama, I will have some day.

Originally Posted by ChrisL

Now THAT guy has got bad HAD.



I've been there, Dave; I've been there.

Chris L

Yes, yes I do have HAD bad. But that's not the worst of it, for I fear I may be developing NAD!!!! (Nakayama Acquisition Disorder)

Can I do one?

Oh Asagi, you're so fine,
You're so fine you blow my mind
Asagi! .... Asagi!

Oh Asagi, you're so fine,
You're so fine you blow my mind
Asagi! .... Asagi!

Oh Asagi, what a pity,
You don't understand!
You take me by the heart
When I take you in my hand!
Oh Asagi, you're so pretty
Why can't you understand?
It's stones like you, Asagi!
Oh, what you do, Asagi
Do, Asagi,
Don't chip my edge, Asagi!

James.

Originally Posted by Jimbo

Can I do one?

Oh Asagi, you're so fine,
You're so fine you blow my mind
Asagi! .... Asagi!

Oh Asagi, you're so fine,
You're so fine you blow my mind
Asagi! .... Asagi!

Oh Asagi, what a pity,
You don't understand!
You take me by the heart
When I take you in my hand!
Oh Asagi, you're so pretty
Why can't you understand?
It's stones like you, Asagi!
Oh, what you do, Asagi
Do, Asagi,
Don't chip my edge, Asagi!

James.

Hate to tell you james but it sounds like a bad 80's tune.

Catchy little number though.... I wonder what my Asagi would look like in a cheerleader's uniform .....

James.

Originally Posted by Jimbo

Catchy little number though.... I wonder what my Asagi would look like in a cheerleader's uniform .....

James.

What we have here is an accelerated level of Acquisition Disorder, the likes of which have seldom been witnessed anywhere within the four corners of the earth and a few other places.

The Board of Directors of the Association for the Prevention of Uncontrollable and Unbelievably Crazy Acquisition Disorders is lobbying all Legislatures worldwide to pass laws to protect otherwise sane and decent
people from the vagaries of this, for lack of a better term, sickness.

Taking this disorder to new heights of poem and prose is one thing but when we become so infused with this madness that it makes us resort to out and out songery, I reckon that's gotta be the absolute limit.

The new legislation will require those afflicted to send all the offending hones to all of us who care so much about your sanity and wellbeing.

So, get ready to be licking them there postage stamps and thanks in advance for them there hones. In the words of Bill O Reilly, "We're looking out for you".

The Association...........

Threads like this make me happy to be a lapping film/DMT user!


You guys are nuts!


EDIT:

DMTs have a cold industrial feel to them.They are quite effective, yet lack soul. So, I will not write any odes to them, but I will send out what I feel is an apt musical interpretation of what using a DMT is like:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHZR9...eature=related