Quote Originally Posted by Razorfeld View Post
As Pope Razorfeld I of the Church of the Steel Blade and the powers of appointment therin I have annointed you Bishop of the Perfect Edge. Cardinal Phrank will most likely be along shortly to welcome you into the fold, as will others of the hierarchy.
Hath thee not heard tell of the land beyond the shiny steel, where the hirsute beardy-weirdy gentle souls live in perfectt harmony and hairyness and all false prophets of the church of steel are banished? Yea, banished to a vale of sorrow, weeping and great gnashing of teeth and forever condemned to hone their sharp and glinting instruments of division in a never ending quest for the perfect edge...?

I had a dream, brothers, I had a dream...