I was watching some woodchopping championship on the local TV station here (hey it is Germany after all) and the guys were sharpening their axes with what I swear were yellow belgian coticules, and they really were testing the sharpness on their arm hairs.

Frightening watching these things being wielded - especially the round where they have to stand on top of a log, and chop through it - meaning they are swinging the axe between their feet!!!!!

Si