Quote Originally Posted by PaulFLUS View Post
I have often pondered the exact meaning of "lifetime warranty." Are we talking about a bristlecone pine's lifetime or a fruit fly's? Perhaps when it breaks, that was the end of it's lifetime?
I once received a flashlight for a Christmas gift that said "Lifetime Warranty" on the box. Reading the fine print it said that the product was warrantied for, and I kid you not, "the life of the flashlight" I've laughed about that memory ever since.