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    Default Over-honing: When your stones turn red!

    Bringing a razor from breadknifed to sharp each day,
    can be a result of buying razors off of Ebay.
    Handling stones, lapping them, putting them in the bin
    can play havoc with the outer layer, the epidermal skin.

    The outer layer of skin turns out to be pretty darn thin,
    and it's softer than stone and gets worn away in
    the process of handling and lapping those stones
    as the battle for shave ready occurs on our hones.

    How do we know when we've been honing too much?
    That's when our fingers become quite delicate to touch.
    We can tell when that has happened with speed
    when our stones turn red and our fingers start to bleed.

    No, that's not a cut at all, but the loss of our skin,
    caused when we take on shave ready as a battle to win.
    We might win that battle as we charge on ahead,
    but the result, for me at least, has made my stones red.

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    Fun bit of verse - thanks!

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    We dub you Poet in residence for SRP.
    No matter how many men you kill you can't kill your successor-Emperor Nero

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    You need to ask Lynn how he prevents this lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    You need to ask Lynn how he prevents this lol
    I know you've met Lynn's right thumb. lol

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    After a quick trip to the drug store for band aids and some rubber gloves, I was back to honing, such as it is. The clerk at the drug store wanted to know what the rubber gloves were for. I just told him I like to do my own prostate exams.

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