Thread: Don't know what the heck I'm doin'

Originally Posted by Noisykids

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.....

Indeed!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
and Fuzzy Wuzzy did have hair.
He had it on his neck and chin,
and when he shaved he tore up his skin.

He tried cartridges but they weren't to his taste,
thinking throwing them away a horrible waste.
So he tried DEs but he was getting nick after nick
and weepers galore, now addicted to the Styptic stick.

He decided the only way to fix his troubles
was just to give up on shaving and all those bubbles.
So he re-wrote the poem for all the world to share,
and in this version Fuzzy Wuzzy has no hair.

.....perfect!