Don't know what the heck I'm doin'

[ace]

I don't know if I'm doing this right.
I'm trying to post as a Newbie if I might.
But I couldn't find the right place to hone
my skills, so I'll just start my own.

I'm a DE shaver, somewhat new to that,
and I'm pretty scared that with straights I'll fall flat.
But I'm in here reading and trying to learn,
so that if I start I might avoid razor burn.

I don't really want to have to learn how to hone,
I did that with friends knives, some on loan.
I'm not sure if I have the time to put that effort in
to become good enough at honing to save my chin.

I'm hoping I can buy a straight that is shave ready
and learn how to keep my wrist stiff, my hand steady.
I wonder if I buy a blade shave ready can I get by
with just stropping it if I am so honing-shy?

Anyway, nice to have finally signed up to be a member,
after checking this site out since last September.
Thought I'd check in and just say "My name's Ace"
and can you guys give me some help with my face?