Well Mr Marsh, it won't be any good for cleaning teeth with though you can try and it will be tasty, nor will it get into a piece of chalk, but it sure will put the lead in your pencil, sadly, it leaves it to you to find something to scribble on... I expect most of the double meanings in all of that to go right over your head, but if they didn't then you would have a pretty good understanding of at least one of the 'mites I would think.