Ok, I'm going to be the craft beer snob..... A little saying my Dad taught me..... and pardon the language, I'll keep it as clean as I can.

Light beer is like having sex in a canoe...... It's f@$&ing near water.

That being said, Everyone likes what they like, just like razors. If you hand me any kind of beer, I thank you, and I drink it, and I enjoy it!