This reminds me of the story about the time some friends of ours went to Ireland. These are Carolina people, Sandlappers to the core, who just wanted to get a taste of the local atmosphere at a real Irish pub. When a local asked them what they like to do, their reply was, "Shagging" (the state dance of South Carolina). I would have paid to see the look I heard about on the Irishman's face. Classic stuff you can't make up.