Thread: Homemade aftershave

Originally Posted by FiReSTaRT

Is there anything that will keep the mix together?

Well, Ilija, since you're soon to be a newlywed.....










...you could just store it on the headboard of the bed....

(...that should be good for a couple of years, anyway!...)

-whatever

-Lou

Originally Posted by scarface

Well, Ilija, since you're soon to be a newlywed.....

...you could just store it on the headboard of the bed....

(...that should be good for a couple of years, anyway!...)

-whatever

-Lou

You're a bad boy, Mr. Lou. Keep it up.

Justin

Actually, in thinking about it, it's probably not such a good idea, after all.....



















....I mean, who wants a froth of the top of their aftershave every morning?

-whatever

-Lou

Originally Posted by scarface

Well, Ilija, since you're soon to be a newlywed.....





...you could just store it on the headboard of the bed....

(...that should be good for a couple of years, anyway!...)

-whatever

-Lou

A couple of years !! I gotta get me to the US. One day post wedding and you can forget about froth on your aftershave down here fellas.

"Oh beau---tiful for spa---tious skies ..." ...sniff ... sniff ...

James

Originally Posted by Jimbo

A couple of years !! I gotta get me to the US. One day post wedding and you can forget about froth on your aftershave down here fellas.

"Oh beau---tiful for spa---tious skies ..." ...sniff ... sniff ...

James

Jimbo, I think some AC/DC lyrics went like this: She was a fast machine. She kept her motor clean. She was the best damn woman I had ever seen. She had the sightless eyes Telling me no lies. Knockin' me out with those American thighs. Taking more than her share. Had me fighting for air. She told me to come but I was already there 'Cause the walls start shaking, The earth was quaking, My mind was aching And we were making it and you - Shook me all night long, Yeah you shook me all night long.

Those Aussies weren't telling no lies. --as they discovered America.


Justin

In any case the headboard is too thin for stability, so I'll have to search out some chemical means

Originally Posted by jaegerhund

Jimbo, I think some AC/DC lyrics went like this: She was a fast machine. She kept her motor clean. She was the best damn woman I had ever seen. She had the sightless eyes Telling me no lies. Knockin' me out with those American thighs. Taking more than her share. Had me fighting for air. She told me to come but I was already there 'Cause the walls start shaking, The earth was quaking, My mind was aching And we were making it and you - Shook me all night long, Yeah you shook me all night long.

Those Aussies weren't telling no lies. --as they discovered America.


Justin

Ahhh acca dacca, poets of our generation. I've never really thought about those lyrics, but you're right, there's a subtle but faintly discernable allusion to American women in there...

All I can say is .... "A...me...rica! A...me...rica! God shed his grace on thee" ...sniffel...

James.

(PS Justin - I like your taste in music mate. AC/DC rock!!)

Originally Posted by Jimbo

(PS Justin - I like your taste in music mate. AC/DC rock!!)

James, they don't make them like that anymore mate. And they don't make albums like Back in Black anymore. You know I'm limited in my knowledge of Australia but when I see Angus Young playing a guitar, I say to myself "now that's Australian and that's damn cool." Now let me shed a tear and sing: Australians all let us rejoice for we are young and free: We've golden soil and wealth for toil, Our home is girt by sea ......

Justin

P.S. I know my views of Australians are simple but let me live in my blissful ignorance. I like my Australians just like like they are.

Also, my pubes came in when Elle MacPherson was the best new thing since sliced bread --damn good time to go through puberty. They don't make them like her anymore either.

Originally Posted by jaegerhund

James, they don't make them like that anymore mate. And they don't make albums like Back in Black anymore. You know I'm limited in my knowledge of Australia but when I see Angus Young playing a guitar, I say to myself "now that's Australian and that's damn cool." Now let me shed a tear and sing: Australians all let us rejoice for we are young and free: We've golden soil and wealth for toil, Our home is girt by sea ......

Justin

P.S. I know my views of Australians are simple but let me live in my blissful ignorance. I like my Australians just like like they are.

Also, my pubes came in when Elle MacPherson was the best new thing since sliced bread --damn good time to go through puberty. They don't make them like her anymore either.

Yep, Elle is a fox, no doubt about it - even nowadays.

Dude, Aussies aren't complex (at least the male part of the population anyways). Your views are probably spot on (excuse me while I pat my pet saltie...).

James.

Originally Posted by Jimbo

Yep, Elle is a fox, no doubt about it - even nowadays.

Dude, Aussies aren't complex (at least the male part of the population anyways). Your views are probably spot on (excuse me while I pat my pet saltie...).

James.

That's good to hear --- American males aren't that complex either ---especially us southern boys. But if you have seen or ever do see a movie called "Deliverance" --well that might go a little too far --but just barely.


Justin

(excuse me while I blow up my Elle Macpherson doll)